Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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