dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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