This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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