So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I want a musical about memes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
