Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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