Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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