i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
