Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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