Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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