I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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