I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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