is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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