Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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