Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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