11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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