problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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