doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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