Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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