If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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