3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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