Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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