sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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