i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
