sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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