that's an acceptable place to lick
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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