I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I didn't shave. On purpose
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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