She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
