More tranny stories later!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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