I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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