Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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