my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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