Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
