dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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