I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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