We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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