Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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