I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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