I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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