And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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