If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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