Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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