You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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