I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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