return my video game
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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