I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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