I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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