So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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