All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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