I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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