she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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