just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Your penis caused this!
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