Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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